Oh. come on - it's not one of those... well, you know, "Nurse, can I have a...?"
Oops, sorry. Couldn't resist it!
For 6 months I have been having trouble with the bottle
by usualusername 46 Replies latest jw friends
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usualusername
Well this is the truth..
6months ago I bought a bottle of Dove Hand/Body lotion. I bought it purely because it matched my bathroom. White and blue. I would insert an image but cannot do that even after 200 posts. I digress.
Anyhows. This lotion was hard work. It took forever to absorb into my heavenly skin. I digress. Last night at 4am I was sat on the loo reading Microsoft Excel 2010. Don't ask why. After figuring out how to select a range of cells I decided to cream myself. As usual it took ages to absord. You ready for my problem? I was moisturising my bits with Dove Beauty Cream WASH! Yes. For the last 6 months my flesh was not being creamed but cleaned!
I blame Dove for making the bottles too similar.
I need help......... -
Witness My Fury
Doh! And here i was imagining this was an anal insertion thread....
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usualusername
U are banned Witness My Firry.
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Found Sheep
that made me laugh
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mrsjones5
That made me laugh too. Good one
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