For 6 months I have been having trouble with the bottle

by usualusername 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • Rob Crompton
    Rob Crompton

    Oh. come on - it's not one of those... well, you know, "Nurse, can I have a...?"

    Oops, sorry. Couldn't resist it!

  • usualusername

    Well this is the truth..

    6months ago I bought a bottle of Dove Hand/Body lotion. I bought it purely because it matched my bathroom. White and blue. I would insert an image but cannot do that even after 200 posts. I digress.

    Anyhows. This lotion was hard work. It took forever to absorb into my heavenly skin. I digress. Last night at 4am I was sat on the loo reading Microsoft Excel 2010. Don't ask why. After figuring out how to select a range of cells I decided to cream myself. As usual it took ages to absord. You ready for my problem? I was moisturising my bits with Dove Beauty Cream WASH! Yes. For the last 6 months my flesh was not being creamed but cleaned!

    I blame Dove for making the bottles too similar.

    I need help.........

  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury

    Doh! And here i was imagining this was an anal insertion thread....

  • usualusername

    U are banned Witness My Firry.

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    that made me laugh

  • mrsjones5

    That made me laugh too. Good one

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