by elderelite 379 Replies latest members private
Ziddina!!
Firstly, it's GREAT to have you back!
Secondly (and this is a little awkward...) I would like to respectfully point out that your support for Thor may be a little, er, misplaced.
You see, Thor doesn't treat dragons very well!!
Here is the overwhelming evidence...
Do you really want to support a man who would throw hammers at your favourite flying reptiles???
Cedars
More Thor cruelty against dragons...
I don't know what Thor is doing in that dragon's mouth, but I'm pretty sure he isn't performing dragon dentistry...
Cedars
Sigh..... On a board of apostates only cedars is an apostate from two religions...
Elderelite - I take it you finally acknowledge that I'm not "Thorful"??!
And do I get a medal for my double-apostasy?!
Cedars
Happy Thor day to all! I hope one and all take a moment to refelect on the thunderer today and thank him for his bounty
Yes, Thor the mighty slayer of dragons. Guess it's not a happy day for Ziddina, huh?!
Cedars
I love Thor, he mocks all the JWs as they go to their Thor's Day night meetings.
Praise Thor!
As I drove past the Kingdom Hall on my way home this evening, I thought of all the JW's sitting, just as they are told to, in their Hall on Thor's own day, and suddenly I realised....even when they think they are following the god whom ElderE rightly calls the desert god... in realiity they are all merely acknowledging the mighty Thor.
Even the Watchtower observes Thor's Day. Thor rules! Long may his happy reign continue!
Happy Thor Day to all warriors and followers of Thor!
Raise a glass to the mighty Hammer-Wielder and Giant-Slayer, and enjoy yourselves!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to today to witness the slow agonizing death of a ridiculous thread about a fictional deity prone to acts of casual violence against dragons and frost giants....
3 Thursdays ago: 3 contributors
2 Thursdays ago: 2 contributors (+1 latecomer)
1 Thursday ago: 5/6 contributors
Yesterday: 4 contributors
It's a spluttering and ungraceful way to go. Why prolong the agony?!
If you're looking for something genuinely FUN to do NEXT Thursday, why not save your energies for an exciting new forum: www.frostgiantrecoveryandsupport.com
See you there!!
Cedars
