Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

by Mr. Falcon 68 Replies latest jw friends

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    " If I eat this will I too grow a head of a lion ? "

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Look at the way the angels in the queue are hurrying to get there.

    They're almost elbowing each other through the clouds, too.

  • unshackled
    unshackled

    "WTF, I just had one batshit dream with a man-lion, golden bowls, and Gregg Allman angels. Last time I have 6 Whoppers on Whopper Wednesday."

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    seriously, my forthright chums, if this is what you see if you eat the crackers at the Memorial, you better believe I'm partaking next year!

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    "Take. Drink. This means my pee. Which is golden and poured out in behalf of those of you who are plumbers."

  • undercover
    undercover

    if this is what you see if you eat the crackers at the Memorial, you better believe I'm partaking next year!

    unleavened LSD chips... sorta like pot brownies at a Dead concert...

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    Disney's New Movie: Mufasa's Revenge

  • bucketbot
    bucketbot

    "It's the new Rogaine formula. Trust me, it works."

  • zoiks
    zoiks

    Can you believe Brett and those other punks tried to steal this shit from Marsellus Wallace? Praise Jah for Vincent and Jules and Mr. Wolf! And praise uncle Marcellus!

  • Terry
    Terry

    "Here are the shaving bowls. No elder positions without a smooth face!

    Get rid of those nightgowns and get yourselves a Seersucker suit at the Goodwill!"

    "I'm not Lion--I'm telling the Truth!"

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