Band on the Run: Great church story!
Now on to "boob"-gate.
The cashier was an 18ish, butch-looking young lady with somewhat form-fitting clothes but not uber-provocative. I always try to appy the wisdom of Seinfeld when it comes to cleavage on public display.
"Cleavage is like the sun. A quick glance, then look away!"
What was bizarre was that given the social tabboo of staring at cleavage, out of the blue this young lady was pointedly gesturing downwards with her hand towards her bosom. It took about 1 second for me to go from "WTH?" to "DOH!!" Hide the pooch!!
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