if you were gb what new ideas would you come up with???

by mP 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • mP
    mP

    Firstly a few rules.

    - increase in numbers primary goal

    - new laws must feel the same as past ones.

    - cant revolutionize and feel mainstream,

    - changing doctrine acceptable, only cant change everything at once

    - crazy ideas most welcome, if scripture available that half sounds right your quotation may be partial as long as you sell it.

    - costly non revenue luxuries may be cut - eg assembly halls

    - increase revenue also a primary goal

    - please no criticism just new ideas!


    Potential ideas

    -declare the governership of the Apostle Peter begins in 2014 and will rotate to the next apostle every 10 years, with each rulership having a theme. We can ask god to beam down the formula after the vote.

  • TOTH
    TOTH

    Sit on the pot and squeeze out gassy and chunky doctrine like always.

  • JRK
    JRK

    Free beer at meetings.

    JK

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    find a place so remote no JW could find me. Because the GB eventually has to escape after the dubs figure out they were chumps all along.

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    I would build a throne and wear a cape.

    That is all.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    - costly non revenue luxuries may be cut - eg assembly halls

    NO WAY! Assm Halls are a money maker. Built with free labor. Paid for in a short time period with tax free donations from the R&F, who continue to pay "rent" to the WTS on the facility for years after its payoff and who continue to do all the maintenance for free. Eventually to be sold for a tax free profit and replaced with new facility built with free labor . . . . . . .

    Doc

  • jam
    jam

    Adam and Eve was not the first human on earth. New light,

    there were human life thousands of years before Adam and Eve

    But they were the first JW,s. Sound good to me.

  • flipper
    flipper

    4th down, time to punt- there are no new ideas . None that make any sense anyway. Actually they don't need any new ideas as they have been able to deceive and dupe 7 million JW's for 132 years now to give their entire lives to a mind controllled manipulative organization the WT society. So hey- if deception works that long why change the modus operandi ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • designs
    designs

    Retirement Parks for the aging rank and file.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    Taco Tuesdays.

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