Here is an awesome invitaion alternative if you are being shunned and don't get any at the KH
The orignal thread and credit were credit is due on JWR
http://www.jehovahswitnessrecovery.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=12156
Ridiculous Memorial Invitation!
by PrincessCynic 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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WTWizard
Thst ought to embarrass many a witless. I view Jesus as someone that died trying to free mankind from Jehovah--no more, and no less.
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Leolaia
And just what has that exalted king been doing for two thousand years?
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nancy drew
What is so misleading about that invite is the fact that the org spends very little time focusing on Jesus what their really doing is trying to usurp him.
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Alfred
I'm really not sure if I want to have Steak or Fish tonight... ... I know.... I'll just go to the Kingdumb Hall and they'll tell me what I want!!!
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Leo: "And just what has that exalted king been doing for two thousand years?"
Judging by the smile on the face, the way he's holding that rod, and the way he's reaching out to grab something, I think we know what he's been doing for the last 2000 years, eh?
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Leolaia
Oooooh you're gonna burn in .... ummmmm ..... stuff ..... for saying that!
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OUTLAW
When the WBT$ wants your opinion..
They`ll give it to you..
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wannabefree
Today on the way home from the meeting, I mentioned to my wife that I was given her invitations
I asked her ....
Me: Did you see the invitations
Wife: Yes.
Me: Did you notice something strange about them?
Wife: No, What?
Me: Get one out. Look at the cover.
Wife: What? Oh. You mean the question?
Me: Yes
Wife: Yah, when we went over them at the meeting Thursday [which I didn't go to] 14 year-old daughter noticed that right away. She said "Mom, look, they ask How do YOU view Jesus and then it tells you to come to hear the answer, that doesn't make sense" ... I told her they made a mistake and that she should have been there to catch that for them.
Me: Yah, our daughter could have helped them out with that, so much for being spirit directed.
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Ding
You're supposed to come find out if you're right or not.
So why wasn't "Michael the archangel" given as an option?
That's what the WT really believes, isn't it?
