Jokes for JWs

by Mickey mouse 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
    A. No, it was an apple.

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Are you kidding me? They will make special preparations for repeated RV's before the end comes. lol

    H2H Notes: Householders very open

  • TimothyT
    TimothyT

    Whats the difference between a JW and a Skoda?

    You can shut the door on a skoda! :)

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    How do we know Adam and Eve played baseball.

    Well, because the Bible starts out with, "In the big inning"

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Q: Which servant of Jehovah was the first to break all the ten commandments?

    A: Moses

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    A skeleton JW walks into a bar....orders a beer and chugs it.

    What does he order next?

    Think About It

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    A mop.

    Think About It

  • hoser
    hoser

    How many elders does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. that's a Ministerial Servants job

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