The Governing Body is so old they counseled Jesus for wearing a beard.
The Governing Body is so old jokes
by JimmyPage 30 Replies latest jw friends
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N.drew
They are the rocks in the river Euphrates. They should be so proud!
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shepherd
The Governing Body is so old they used to be called Pharisees.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
The Governing Body is so old ... they wrote on Moses' speech counsel slip.
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stillajwexelder
The GB is so old they should know what Oral Sex is by now.
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loosie
the governing body is so old that their printing press used to consist of a stone and chisel
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geevee
They are so old that they used to watch Jesus when he played full back for Jerusalem
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Think About It
The Governing Body is so old they are of the same (over-lapping) generation as the original 12 apostles.
Think About It
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OnTheWayOut
The Governing Body is so old, they had to tell Adam how to do Eve............
Good one, Mary.
"Adam, you gotta be on top and don't either of you use your mouth anywhere near those things. Well..... okay, you can push her face into the grass and do it like you did the goat, but make sure you don't use the wrong orifice this time. NO, YOU CANNOT PRACTISE ANYMORE WITH THE OTHER ANIMALS! That was before Eve was created and new light was given to us."
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00DAD
Well, one thing's sure, they are NOT old enough to have been anointed in 1935 when the Heavenly Calling ended!
So, according to their own messed-up, incoherent and inconsistent theology, the ONLY reason they can even claim to be anointed and thus serve on their Governing Body was because at least seven of the original 144,000 fucked up so bad that Jehovah God de-anointed them.
Nice, neat clean religion.