Pionsneer/Kingdumb Hell/Washtowel and Asleep/Gibbering Body/Ass'emblies/Elderettes/Boasting Sessions

by jookbeard 19 Replies latest social humour

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Borg

  • fadinfast
    fadinfast

    One we used on a local level.....Poo...Presiding Outback Oversearer

    This one[a little off track]...a call who would take any and all literature...OMG....Outback Magizine Gatherer

    FF

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Good ones...made me laugh!

  • exwhyzee
    exwhyzee

    Armagiddybum

  • truthseeker1969
    truthseeker1969

    At the time he was called circuit servant we called him the circuit serpent and the presiding overseer... is he sliding overhere.

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    A little off subject but funny

    'brother armageddon'... (always late) he's coming but only god knows when...

    oz

  • mariemcg
    mariemcg

    I think i may change my name again- Racheal Maggedon aka Sis R.mageddon

  • Bangalore
    Bangalore

    Hounder

    Rags

    Bangalore

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Armagonnagetcha...

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    washTowel (capital ‘T’ to glorify Tamuz over and above the GB) = Watchtower

    Grovelling Baddies or GrubbyStink Body = Governing Body

    Filthful and excreting saliva cl-arse = F&DS

    Arse-embly = Assembly (Who put the ass in assembly)

    Jar-Hoover = (Jehovah, no blasphemy intended but ‘Jehovah’ is the JW’s ‘brand name’ for God)

    Argh-my-giddy-bum = Armageddon

    Gammy-zines = Magazines

    Dublications = Publications

    Borganization = Organization

    Eldubs = Elders

    CDub Rom = CD Rom

    Spindom Hall = Kingdom Hall (I am aware of the amount of ‘spin’ AKA LIES are told there)

    Revelation, Climax in your hand! = Masturbatory mickey take of the Revelation book

    Questions Young People Ask. Answers that lead to further questions you will be disfellowshipped for if you ask.

    Air Men = Amen

    Jar Hoover

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