Ohh Serenity.... the what if I could of..........
What a wonderful feeling you receive when Elders...
surprise you with a visit and you...........
No Longer Live with the........... What if I could of.........
The more stories I read on JWN make me long to go back to the hall...
by serenitynow! 22 Replies latest jw friends
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AGuest
Personally, Seren (peace to you!)... I LOVE it!! LOLOLOLOL! I know, I know... we're supposed to be "peaceable" with ALL men... and I usually manage to accomplish that. But I hear you! I would do it for them, too - I mean, not go around cussin' Witnesses out (though, Lord knows nothing less will work for some of them!)... but certainly callin' 'em out on their false teachings and doctrines:
(SA raises hand during WT "study"): "Ummmm, Brother Conductor, I'm not sure that's what that verse said. I mean, I could be wrong, of course, but I don't see the words 'The light keeps gets brighter and brighter' there. When I read it it says 'The PATH of the righteous one is like a bright light that gets brighter and brighter...' How did it change to what it is now?"
(SA raises hand again): "Yes, Brother Conductor, the Society's saying that since some are not part of the 'little flock' they don't NEED to partake because they 'have life in themselves.' Curiously, though, when I read those verses I see it says, 'That ANYONE may eat of it...' and 'UNLESS you eat... and drink... you have NO life in yourselves.' I don't understand, Brother: how can we have life in ourselves, as WE teach it, if Christ said we CAN'T unless we eat [his flesh] and drink [his blood]??"
(SA raises hand... again... but gets passed over from this point on...)
But, yeah, girl... between me and you... would gives a whole new meaning to "tormented by locusts", wouldn't it? LOLOLOL! I hope no one seriously take you up on your offer, though - 'cause we might end up reading about you in the papers - LOLOL!
Peace... and thanks for the great laugh!
SA, on her own...
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wha happened?
How about I bring u along, and everytime I make a point, or even respond, You can jump out from behind me with a clenched fist and say. YEA!
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wha happened?
Hilarious
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serenitynow!
You can jump out from behind me with a clenched fist and say. YEA!
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Think About It
saying things like "bitch! STFU! MYOB! You're not the boss of me! You are dumb as hell, so STFU! If you come to my house again uninvited I'll cut you!"
I think I'm in love.
Think About It
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curiouscynic
"I'll cut you!"-- serenitynow!
AWESOME!
I'm not nice. But... you guys already know that.
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3rdgen
OK, Serenity, sounds like a plan. I have a couple of jerks I'd like to turn you loose on. LOL
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trueblue
serenitynow! Where were you when I needed you? That is all I needed was someone to watch my back... The only time I was safe going to meetings was when I went to meetings with my brother in Texas when I went there to visit. They will not pick on you when they think someone will stick up for you...