What do you NOT want for Christmas?

by FlyingHighNow 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    I guess i need to add I don't want a computer virus

    LOL

  • jam
    jam

    A single gift to cover all your future xmas gifts.

    One year, I decided to but my mother-in-law A cemetery

    plot as A Xmas gift. The next year, I didn,t buy her A gift.

    When she asked me why, I replied you still haven,t used

    the gift I bought you last year.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I do NOT want to see the witlesses knocking on my door. I do NOT want any of the new Kingdumb maladies.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Really, my non-JW family gives inexpensive gifts. We try to give appropriate stuff, mostly sweaters and jackets and turtlenecks and the like. It's not so important what it is. I really don't care what I get for Christmas. (If it were the open hearts jewelry or any jewelry, they know I would re-gift it.)

    There is one thing I don't want. Anything from Watchtower Society:

  • lilbluekitty
    lilbluekitty

    I'm really hoping I don't get more lotions this year. My SILs always give me lotion and I'm tired of that stuff! I have probably a gallon of lotion if you put all the bottles together LOL. I'd pretty much take any other gifts I get this year though.

  • StoneWall
    StoneWall

    LMAO @ jam's post above.

    Now that's funny.

    hmmm...what do I NOT want for Christmas.

    The Green Bay Packers to remain undefeated.

  • nugget
    nugget

    We are now the proud owners of a gargoyle in the shape of a demon. With the Xmas lights and our demon friend that should keep the witnesses at bay.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Please don't give me ugly nic-nac's. I like unique, funny, kitchy magnets. You can buy me those.

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    I'm a newby. What is this thing they call Christmas? Isn't it some sort of Pagan sex orgy?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Well, no, but it can be anything YOU want it to be.

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