Sloppy brother/sister, always getting in trouble, why does every hall have one?

Quarterback

Well, we are on a roll.

I remember the brother that always had that same pair of pants with that grease spot in the same place. What did you have?

One elder does not comb his hair before he comes to every meeting, but when the CO came by to his congregation and he talked to him about his hair. After the meeting, he has combed his hair ever since then.

Balaamsass

Gosh, I always trusted those guys a little more than the slick speakers with expensive Italian suits, and monograms.

breakfast of champions

Hey, I'M the guy with grease stain on the same pair of pants! And I do not care!

Iamallcool

JRK

I got into it with the elders on dress and grooming. I had one accuse me of being slovenly in a "library" meeting. He had on the same suit he always wore. I had on an Italian suit. I told him that my tie cost more than his suit, I was so pissed.

Then he said, what he meant was that my hair was unkempt. I have a full head of hair, and it is thick. He told me it stood up too much. We just had a Watchtower that showed a family on the cover, and the husband had hair just like mine. When I pointed this out to him, he said "Oh, the Hispanic brother."

So I asked "Is it okay for hispanic brothers to have hair like mine, but not me?!" He came back with "You should style your hair like the elders."

I asked "What do you want me to do, get a reverse mohawk? I am not bald."

I then walked out of the meeting.

Fun times, NOT!!!

JK, the hairy Armani slob.

Quarterback

BOC, how did that grease stain get there?

Is it really grease?

Mickey mouse

The brother with the ridiculous comb over.

comb over

Quarterback

OMG.

talesin

Hahaha, I have a good story about an unkempt brother. (it's a 'repeat' story, but for anyone new, it's kinda funny imo) He was rather sloppy, and it extended to his personal habits.

We had the book study in our home. Brother Sloppy used to sit there and pick his nose during the study, then roll the boogers and flick them casually around our living room. When his nose had been thoroughly picked, he would then proceed to clean his fingernails with his teeth.

EWWWW!!!

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Sloppy brother/sister, always getting in trouble, why does every hall have one?

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