What happens when an apostate goes to a JWs yard sale?

by moshe 27 Replies latest jw experiences

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    zid

    your looking in the wrong place, one wouldn't find dragon/she devil clothing at a jw yard sale,

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Hah! FSP!!

    But I can SEW - and turn second-hand clothing INTO garments for she-devils and dragons... Pbbbbt!

  • steve2
    steve2

    What happens? Very red faces when they seeing you thumming through some of the pagan possessions they're trying to get rid of.

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    steve2

    sounds like you have been there

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    Did you place any atheist literature?

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    sister ziddina, your belief in 'she-devils' is in line with Jehovah's True Teachings. TM

    Devils are not females. They are males. Females do not have the power like devils.

    Even in the supernatural world, females are inferior, weaker vessels.

    I mean, duh. Obviously they are males: See that? No headcovering, pantyhose, slips and prarie skirts. Clearly we can see the necktie and polyester sport jacket.

    Have you not been paying attention at the Watchtower studies? TM Perhaps you should use your free time wisely to prepare better for meetings instead of worthless pursuits like sewing.

  • steve2
    steve2
    steve2
    sounds like you have been there

    Of course, where else would I have got 2 Papua New Guinean war masks at bargain basement prices? The brief exchange ended with my poker-faced offer to take the items off their slippery hands for a dollar each and a promise that I wouldn't publicize their names I attribute my merciless bargaining tendencies to my JW-upbringing. Being shunned has some distinct advantages (e.g., getting rid of you as quickly and quietly as possible works wonders for haggling over purchase prices).

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    not all us devils dress like this:

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    steve2

    my cousin was a missionary to Papua New Guinea in the 80/90s

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    rebel8...I think you may be right...I have never seen a devil in panyhose...OMG...the things we learn here on JWN....LOL...you seriously made me LOL

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