...or are you still terrified by the mere mention of that name?
Perhaps still doubting whether he exists or not?
Would you name your dog, Jehovah?
by african GB Member 30 Replies latest social humour
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james_woods
Actually, I am more concerned with why a person would ask...
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agent zero
i wouldn't, but i had a classmate who did.
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OUTLAW
Jehovah Dog?
......................;-)...OUTLAW
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james_woods
On a side note - I have noticed that many hispanic families have no reservations about naming a male child "Jesus", but that most nordic communities avoid this.
Actually, it reminds me of the joke about the young indian brave who asked the old chief how he named the indian babies -
The old chief replied that he viewed something in nature, such as a Deer Running, or a Great Bear Hunting - and then observed:
"But, tell me - why do you ask, Two Dogs ****ing?"
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Iamallcool
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! If you name your dog Jehovah, He might bite you in the ass while you are not looking.
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Alfred
during casual conversation at a social gethering, an elder mentioned to me that no one on earth could ever name their child jehovah because the holy spirit would prevent that from happening... i asked him what biblical proof he had to make such a statement... he got upset and replied: "you think i'm making this up?... try to find someone on the internet named jehovah"... at that point i just walked away and left him ranting... the alcohol on his breath was just too much for me to handle...
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ohiocowboy
Why would I want to insult my Dog by naming it Jehovah???
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sir82
An elder mentioned to me that no one on earth could ever name their child jehovah because the holy spirit would prevent that from happening
According to whitepages.com, there is someone named "Jehovah Luster" living in Columbus, Ohio.
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Mickey mouse
That made me laugh out loud!
I think I'll call my next pet Joe Hoover.