With the recent guffaw-inducing illustrations in the WT mags (see the July 15th pic of the 1st-century "meeting" with the little girl, scroll in her lap, raising her hand to comment, and of course the infamous Jesus & Pals With Leather Bookbags pic), I wonder why the GB doesn't just put out a new publication with themselves on the cover, with the caption, "World's Most Smartest Guys What Know Stuff About The Bible and Things"...
Behold! Watchtowers Bible Scholar
I am in agony.
It are de firs time I has gets to sees you has no witchtower education of de Asleep! kind.
How could you subject me to: "World's most Smartest guys what knowS stuff about ve bible an' fings."
Read, read, read about the King and his Kingdumb, and you will write good stuff too.
I shall never trust you again you rascal...