Another new religion

by ballistic 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic

    DArn it, I don't know if Travis or anyone else still is on the site, who gave me the name, the avatar, and a lung full of helium, we were mucking about with helium, and I was told to say "I'm gunna open a can o wupass on ya"

  • ballistic

    Old days as we say. I've been here 10 years.

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    well then....its about time you started a religion...what's taken you so long?

  • sizemik
    What do you think of my new religion?

    Bloody fantastic . . . It might even be "the truth"

  • ballistic

    It *could* be. So next time someone pushes in your queue, takes your place, nudges you out of the way, or just outright comits fraud and says your ebay item never arrived when it it did, they are doomed to live in their next life with equally wicked people. Yeah they can wallow in their shit.

  • sizemik

    Yeah they can wallow in their shit.

    Yes . . . yes . . . that's definitely in the Bible . . .

    Proverbs 22:8; Whoever sows injustice reaps calamity,
    and the rod they wield in fury will be broken.

    Jeremiah 12:13 They will sow wheat but reap thorns;
    they will wear themselves out but gain nothing.
    They will bear the shame of their harvest
    because of the LORD’s fierce anger.”

    Hosea 10:12 Sow righteousness for yourselves,
    reap the fruit of unfailing love,
    and break up your unplowed ground;
    for it is time to seek the LORD,
    until he comes and showers his righteousness on you.

    That is "the truth" . . . they will wallow in their shit and we will be in paradise . . . no question.

  • ballistic

    God, sizemik are you sure you are not THE ONE? You speak the words of the ONE. Have you finally come after I've waited an entire day for the fullfillment of this thread???

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