Not sure how long the sunday sermon is now, maybe 30 mins? How much of that are people listening to?
The KH is stuffy, the kids at the back of you is kicking up a fuss, the kid at the front of you is choughing all over the place, theres several hotties to your left , to your right theres that asshole jerk who really upset you last week, you just remembered on the way back home you've got to get some food in from the shops, and you must remember to speak to brother so and so about this that and the other, and also you need to remind sister example about that stuff, Shit! You forgot to call back that guy at work! When you call him back on monday you'll have to apologise and say ....." bla bla bla", your managers going to be a real pain again on monday, if she tries to be a bitch again youv'e decided your going to handle it by saying "bla bla bla"
Hang on ... whats the brother on the platform saying?.... oh yeah look up Matt 4:20 flick flick flick i wonder if alice and ian want to come over for a bbq next weekend? Ill ask janice and tom too, and maybe susan shes been really down recently. Ill do maybe some indian style nibbles... is janice gluten free these days? or has she now decided to be lactose intolerant?
.... hang on the brothers finished his talk.. clap clap clap smile! what an excellent talk! soooooooooooooo encouraging(!)