Bible Study - Puppy training
New Light: Alternate: “we are changing what we have previously taught you and now you have to change what you believe.”. This is also known as "Present Truth," at least for the time being, that is to say until we receive more "New Light" at which point the "Present Truth" will become "Past Truth," unless of course we flip-flop and then it will become "Present Truth" again. And so the process continues. This is known as "Progressive Truth." Failure to keep up can result in one becoming an APOSTATE.
Truth: What ever we say it is. Amazingly, this can change over time. - SEE "Present Truth" and "New Light"
Present Truth: What we know now, as in right this minute. Subject to change at any given moment by "New Light" from Jehovah. Please try to keep up!
Revealed Truth: Similar to "Present Truth" but in a progressive sense.
Armageddon: A modern, up-to-date, kinder and gentler version of HELLFIRE. Instead of eternal torment a la Dante's Inferno, "the Wicked" are lovingly put to death in the ultimate temper tantrum by God. Then birds come along and pick their eyes out and their bodies become manure for the "New System". Isn't that much nicer than burning forever in hell!
The Wicked: Anyone that is not now, or has never been, one of Jehovah's Witnesses. There is no legitimate excuse for this apparently unforgivable sin. - SEE "Worldly Person"
Unforgivable Sin, The: No one knows exactly what this inscrutable crime is, but you certainly don't want to commit it because it is, after all, unforgivable.
Loyalty: Unquestioning obedience. Literally, "do not question [the] organization." - Watchtower 1974 July 15 p. 441. I'm not kidding. Look it up!
Progressive: To flip flop, change our mind , twist facts and then deny deny deny
Spiritually Alert: Just keep coming to meetings, keep your eyes open and try not to drool.
Watchtower and Awake!: Bible Antidote
Theocratic language- speaking "current truth"-new words twisted daily
"It's a conscience matter" - GO FOR IT!!!
Public talk: Time for afternoon nap
Watchtower study: Hypnosis session
Theocratic Ministry School: Learn how to twist the scriptures to fit JW doctrine
Service Meeting: Browbeating session
Family worship: Time to watch TV together
Field Service: Knock on empty doors for 1 hour to show a willing spirit