What do you think of this argument?
So my faith was finally CONFIRMED by the more direct interaction. Little did I know this would lead to my being chosen as the physical identity of Christ at the second coming. Of course, after that, God could hardly remain in the shadows, so I got a chance to have a personal interview with Jehovah.
If you wouldn't mind, in your next chat tell him to give me a buzz. He has my number. Thanks