Apostate jokes:

by SixofNine 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine

    An Ex-JW walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
    The bartender approaches and tells the Ex-JW, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
    The Ex-JW replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. We were all disfellowshipped and kicked out of Bethel for apostacy at the same time. When we left Brooklyn bethel for the last time, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The Ex-JW becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
    One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
    The Ex-JW looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
    "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

    "Hasn't affected my brothers though."

  • cantleave

    love it

  • sabastious


  • NewChapter
  • AudeSapere


  • talesin

    heheh, good one!

    Southern baptists don't drink?

    they do here ,,, ah Canada, land of the drunk!


  • cantleave

    Two elders and a unicorn sitting in a bar. The unicorn looks at the elders and says, "Man, you guys are unbelievable!"

  • talesin

    Ahahaha,,,, the IPU would love that one!


  • partydelights

    I'm a bit slow.... Took me a second reading before I started laughing.... Well done!

  • allelsefails

    Great conversion of the old Irish joke - "I gave up drinking for lent - but my brothers didn't" Thanks.

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