My neice claims she knows the solution to cancer and growing old ....

by troubled mind 7 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    Let us all rejoice

    Help I think my eyes balls are stuck after they rolled so hard when I read her facebook post .

    She commented on a mutual friends post . The other person was stating how she didn't understand pythagorean theorem ,but would be sure to put it on her to do list along with curing cancer (she is a biology student ).......That is when my neice posted, " i know the solution to cancer and aging but not so sure about the pythagoren theorem....... "

    This is the same neice that has cut me out of her life for the past four years because her love of Jehovah is in her heart ,and I am bad association because I no longer worship a publishing company .

    I am behaving and NOT posting a sarcastic reply is hard ,but I am being good .....Instead I am posting it here were all of you can entertain me with your own responses

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    The solution to Cancer and aging is simple: A 2 + B 2 = C 2

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  • LostGeneration

    The solution to cancer and aging? Sorry to say but it is DEATH.

    Maybe that will change someday, personally I would trust science more than Jehovah and his minions at the WTBTS with those problems.

  • cantleave

    I have heard the ink they use in Watchtower publications, if inhaled within the confines of a windowless, blandly decorated hall, will indeed cure cancer!

  • Scully

    Tell her that the WTS doesn't want her counting time on Facebook!!!

  • the-illuminator81

    The solution is to die while believing that a man who lives in the sky will then transport you to happyland where there are no problems and everybody has their own pet lion. Tada! Now all those silly scientists can concentrate on real problems, like women wearing pantsuits.

  • rebel8

    Quote the 1908 Golden Age magazine pronouncing the wts found the cure for cancer, or the subsequent articles claiming aluminum pans caused cancer or grapes would cure it.

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