WTS SUES EXJWs

by puzzled 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • puzzled
    puzzled

    Watchtower Takes Legal Action Against Ex-Members

    Watchtower Takes Legal Action Against Ex-Members EX-JWS SUMMONED TO POLICE STATION In a bold move aimed at suppressing dissident Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Watchtower Society’s New York headquarters has filed charges with the police against

    http://www.webshowplace.com/Comments/WTpolice.html

    this was suppose to hyperlink if it still doesn't cut and paste i guess.

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    Still gives me a smile to read that....

    ashi

  • puzzled
    puzzled

    OOPS!!! This was a BOO BOO on my part. I didn't go to the site and read everything first and when I saw the link I thought it was brand new. So if everyone has already seen this Sorry!

    I never claimed to be the Sharpest tac on the board.

    I waited for it to get in the thread then went to it and clicked on the link and it took me right to 1997 wow. duh..........

    plm

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    It was interestng how events unfolded, as this newspaper report relates:

    After filing suit for copyright infringement, the WT Society leaned on the local cops to arrest JanH and Kent Steinhaug. This arrest was performed, but during transit to a maximum security fyord, these two highly dangerous criminals managed to escape, making off together into the Norwegian Arctic, while still handcuffed together.

    The Norwegians immediately called in a specialist from America in tracking down fugitives, a Mr. Tommy Lee Jones, who was quoted as saying: "y'all listen up now...seal off a 20 marle peerimiter....starp chewin' that gurm boooy.....and let's hit the rowad."

    Meanwhile, the fugitives were surviving on Elk fur and having to wipe each other's bums in the morning because of the handcuffs. To cut a long and boring story short, after a lengthy pursuit involving car chases, jumping off fyords, exploding whales, etc, Tommy Lee Jones discovered that the whole thing was a crock of WT shit and joined forces with our heroes to clear their names.

    Parahump Pictures are now making this story into an epic movie, to be entitled Double US Fugitive Marshalls Jeopardy. The movie will star Janh as Janh Superstar!, Kent Steinhaug as the drunken slob he's handcuffed to, Tommy Lee Jones as Tommy Lee Jones, and Harmony Somebodyorother as the bit of muff interest. The movie will be rated R for language (Norwegian), brutal violence against freedom of speech, and graphic scenes of Kent Steinhaug.

    Expatbrit

  • QUEENIE
    QUEENIE

    WTS has to get their money from somewhere guys after all they are being sued by loads of people are they not!!! Where are they gona get the money when ERICA wins her law suit against them !!! QUEENIE

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Expatbrit, too funny man, too funny.

    Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

  • SYN
    SYN
    Having to wipe each other's bums in the morning 'cause of the handcuffs

    BWHAHAH! Hilarious!

    The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    LOL....

  • JanH
    JanH

    LOLOLOL, Expat.

    Not exactly how it happened, but sure close enough by hollywood standards

    - Jan
    --
    - "How do you write women so well?" - "I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability." (Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets")

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat

    Bwahahaha! Expat you're a nut!

    Andi

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