Be able to answer questions parroting WBTS literature, but in your own words so that you seem to be paying attention, sort of, but don't take too many liberties in paraphrasing or you'll be a bad association
Visit the Farm, etc. and brag about it
(for men) Measure you sideburns. Make sure that they look like Jesus' in the most recent copy of the Watchtower
(for women) Measure hemline of your dress and make sure that your ankles don't show...or is it feet....
(for single women) Try to convince the only really marriable man in the entire congregation to NOT go to Bethel, but sound like you really mean the opposite, and pray to Jehovah that you don't end up with that doofus who keeps hovering around you
Only have family or personal "vacations" at bleak hotel rooms at conventions
Forget that the Smurf thing happened and deny all knowledge of alleged events to non-JW's
Forget that you believe that end is not near after all, and that all you really want to do is have some fun with "worldly people"
Forget that none of what you are hearing makes any sense
"Contribute" all your "extra" money, remembering this is especially important to do the more financially poor you are
Tell everyone not to shop at yard/ garage sales, thrift stores or flea markets because that used lamp that you buy may be possessed by a Satan-demon- genie who will deprogam you so that you will not want to be a JW anymore
Have a martyr complex (is helpful, but may not be necessary.)