WontLeave, I have read your essay in full. There is a strange kind of logic to it if you start with a particular set of assumptions.
It would appear that for you the following is non-negotiable...
1. There is a god
2. The bible is his inspired comminucation
3. The basic teachings of the borg - hell, trinity, earthly paradise - are true
I am not going to try to argue with you about number 1; I think you will get there in your own time.
As for number 3 I wouldn't want to argue. As a former JW and former evangelical x-tian I now agree that the trinity is unbiblical (although the early christians did worship and pray to Jesus) and that hell can be read into the NT but not out of it.
Your real problem is with number 2. If god exists - and lets assume for the sake of argument she does - there is no way the bible is inspired by any supernatural being. Until you find the courage to face up to the evidence that makes your second assumption impossible you will be stuck with your very unhappy dilemma.