Pasta is real, too.
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I believe he died for your sins in a most ignominious manner......
by AK - Jeff 42 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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godrulz
Sorry, I ate vs hate pasta. Pasta is real, but it is not Deity like God is (hence the stupid argument).
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Satanus
'Pasta is real, but it is not Deity like God is'
Why is there no question of the existence of pasta? Yet, there is about your deity?
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unshackled
I hate pasta the other day.
More hate. Yet another scripturally interpreted directive from your alleged god?
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GOrwell
EE: thanks for posting that video. I LOL each and everytime.
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AK - Jeff
I find it very humorous that theists demand that pastafarianism is just crazy, whilst saying things like:
I also talked to and worshiped the Living God today. I sensed His beautiful presence and He is as real to me as my wife is.
It is precisely equally as possible that FSM created the universe and lives as it is that your 'Living God' does. Yet believers find the silliness in FSM, but not in Allah/Yahweh/Jesus. If the 'apostles and prophets' had written 66 books about FSM and his noodly appendage, you would all be Pastafarians now. It is all the same thing: Make up a 'God' to explain the unexplainable, worship it, praise it, and sense his beautiful presence. Do it from youth and you will believe it until death.
Think about it!
Jeff
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godrulz
Jeff, don't be a dope. I realize subjective experience is not definitive. People who trust God have radically transformed lives. A few crazies think putting a fried egg on their head gives eternal life, love, joy, peace. It does not work for normal people though (not reproducible). Christianity is rooted in space-time history, not in the head of crazies. Jesus existed, claimed to be God, proved it by His resurrection. The Bible is historical narrative, not myth. There is no evidence that FSM exists or is God. There is evidence for YHWH, but you are deaf, dumb, blind. See the link for some basic thoughts to refute your idiotic arguments.
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AK - Jeff
Christianity is rooted in space-time history, not in the head of crazies. Jesus existed, claimed to be God, proved it by His resurrection. The Bible is historical narrative, not myth. There is no evidence that FSM exists or is God. There is evidence for YHWH, but you are deaf, dumb, blind. See the link for some basic thoughts to refute your idiotic arguments.
Excuse me! Christianity is rooted in cultural mythology, just as all previous theologies were and are. There is no proof of Jesus' Ascension to heaven or anywhere else. The Bible is full of myths, unprovable, and foolish. Talking snakes. Jealous God. Rebel angels. Giant hybrids. Jonah. Sun standing still. Earth created in 6 days. God becomes man. God-man becomes savior. End is coming. Sky is falling. God kills millions - look at the love!
Oh. And feel the love. Wise man gets called old bald-head and God sends bears out to eat 40 of them. Man stretches out hand to save God's cargo - zapp, lightning love fixes that asshole. Man goes along minding his business, and ignores the idiot building a boat in the middle of the plains, so loving God just annihilates all of them. People build cities and live there for centuries - along comes God and wipes out their entire nation so that his 'children' can pass thru and get to the 'promised' land.
Don't speak if you can't back it up. There is identical evidence to support the FSM as there is to support the Wizard of Oz, the Tooth-Fairy, Santa, or your precious Jesus. Exactly the same amount of evidence.
If you disagree - put your friggin' proof where your friggin' mouth is!
Jeff
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godrulz
Let me know when you are ready to move on from arrogant ignorance. Have you even researched the evidence for the resurrection of Christ?