ROLL CALL...Who is Leaving earth tomorrow?

by LostGeneration 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • LostGeneration



    Stop the Tears?

    If so, how are you spending your last day on earth?

  • sabastious

    If any of those three were ever found in the same room as Harold Camping I suspect they would go for the kneecaps first.


  • cantleave

    I'm staying for the looting!!

  • QuestioningEverything

    Going to heave sounds really fun, but I think I am going to stay around on earth awhile. My son graduates high school in two weeks .

  • Lunatic Faith
    Lunatic Faith

    Staying. I just started to live, why would I want to give that up?

  • unshackled

    Yes I'll definitely be leaving earth tomorrow. But by 'leaving' I mean drinking....and by 'earth' I mean beer.

  • freeflyingfaerie

    This is funny stuff

  • LostGeneration

    @cantleave- yes! All of us godless heathens are going to go ape $hit on the earth once the Christians leave

    @Questioning-Congrats to your son! That is worth sticking around for!

    @Lunatic- I hear you! I have too much living to catch up on after more than 3 decades a JW.


  • clarity

    Sure hope no witnesses show up, still thinking it's 1975 finally!

    I guess if you really believed this stuff, and sold everything and run up the credit cards, then when it doesn't happen ... you'd almost have to slit your wrists! lol


  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    This reminds me of a black comedian on BET ComicView. He was going on about things that white people do that blacks wont, and he mentioned bungee jumping. He imagined three brothers with a spliff on the couch watching white people bungee jump on TV talking about, "man, this as high as we gon get."

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