How many will you be seeing off, this saturday..

by Satanus 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    well at least TWO of my demon spawn wont be going

    one is going to a rapture party with her live-in B/F
    and the other is attending a "post-rapture looting spree"

    i read it on their FB pages!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    "post-rapture looting spree"

    There's an idea. I wonder what time the rapture is set for.

    S

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    Since Harold Camping, who made the prediction, assures us that only HIS followers will be raptured, most of you probably don't know very many of them. According to Camping, the run-of-the-mill born-again Christians who have failed to abandon their churches and follow him will be left behind to suffer with the rest of the wicked. This guy isn't a typical evangelical; he's a whacked-out cultist right up there with the JWs.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Neon

    'only HIS followers will be raptured'

    Bugger. Oh well, it reduces the numbers a bit, anyway;)

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Wobble

    'I am already ruptured.'

    You mean you really float on a cloud, and look like a teddybear?

    Transhuman

    If my cat disappears on saturday, i will know that she is safe and sound in the arms of the lord.

    S

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