How many will you be seeing off, this saturday..

by Satanus 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus

    This saturday, fundygod removes his bestest believers from the earth. How many of these ascenders do you know? Are you having a farewell party, or anything for any of them? It would seem fitting to wish them well, on their leaving on a most amazing voyage, i would think. Guess, there's nothing you can give them, as they will just be leaving it behind, anyway. Then, you get it back.


  • wobble

    I am already ruptured.

  • cyberjesus

    Im going to be in heaven and I am gonna take someone to heaven as well. Thats for sure!

  • transhuman68

    My cat is going to be raptured, but I'm staying behind. That's just the way it goes...

  • finding my way
    finding my way

    this whole rapture thing is really getting old. 1914, 1975, 2000, now saturday..

    I'd still love a good seeing off party! :)

  • blondie

    The rapture already occurred and this is hell.

  • TotallyADD

    You make me laugh wobble that is what I always called the rapture. I think I am also aready ruptured, matter of fact I know I am for many years now. LOL Totally ADD

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  • flipper

    I'm going to enjoy Saturday morning like I normally do. Enjoy the company of my wife and then cook her a great breakfast , have coffee , play Scrabble, then go out and cut some firewood on the property. Then take a nap, rinse, repeat

  • Satanus

    I have a couple of fundy christian relatives that i should prolly check on. However, our communications are currently strained. Anyhows, after they lift off, their kids will likely get all their stuff, unless their kids lift off, as well.

    Me, i'm going to have TWO of my special coffee's, then slowly get mobile, get out my tools and work on my van. I may miss the launchings, although, i'll keep an eye out, as i'm working. It would be neat to a christian streaking into the stratosphere. Wonder if their clothes rip off as they ascend. Not that i'm into seeing nakedness, except for porn. Just wondering, is all.


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