by moshe 22 Replies latest watchtower bible
Surely the rapture will occur at 6pm British Summer Time, after all God is an Englishman !
Great question Moshe, I am glad Christians are thinking about this.
The WT touched on the subject of still-born babies in a book in the early Seventies, I cannot remember the title, they wrote the usual cop-out, we do not know and leave it to jehovah.
You can take a JW to the question, but you cannot make him think.
Wobble, I wish everyone would think more about their religious beliefs and the real origins of them.
Officially it is at 6pm in ALL time zones. The rapture is going to spread across the world, hour by hour. Won't that be fun? Our friends in the Pacific "evidently" get to go first. Alaska? You're going to just have to wait.
I can't wait to watch the evening news! The TV cameras are set up just waiting to catch the planes falling out of the sky and the train, bus and car crashes as the Rapture begins- why, Camping is probably on oxygen and Valium right now trying to contain his excitment- or maybe not- or is he flying to his secret island hideout for a few months in order to avoid the mob that is coming to lynch him on Monday?
...I just drew the outline of my middle finger on my Visa bill along with a note that says "Suckers----by the time you see this, The End will have come and gone" and stuck it in the mail. I'm going out now and maxing out all my credit cards and line of credit this afternoon. How happified I am knowing I'll never have to pay these bills off!
it will propably stay for ever in her womb!
Pregnant Angel's fetuses are called Joeys in Heaven
I hope a plane doesn't fall on my house!
aSphereisnotaCircle:"Its at 6 PM, I do not know what time zone though."
Since it's at 6 PM throughout in each time zone, I guess that gives those of us, on the right side of the time zone some time to repent.
What are we supposed to repent for? No longer attending meetings and going out in FS?
