LOL @ Pika Chu.
Hofer I checked out the website, that's pretty funny stuff there.
Bible Humor
by PublishingCult 59 Replies latest social humour
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J. Hofer
jesus, show us the walk on water trick!
what, you don't perform it anymore? why's that?
holes in the feet? oh!
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undercover
Why are there so few Jehovah's Witness R&B bands?
JWs have no soul.
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undercover
Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.
He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.
He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.
He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.
Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"
"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."
"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."
"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.
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Pika_Chu
Jesus: "Screw you, Joseph! You're not my real dad!"
Mary: "James, why can't you be more like your brother, Jesus?"
Mary to Joseph: "So, an angel visited me last night and now I'm pregnant. No, it's not yours..."
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SweetBabyCheezits
Anything from www.youtube.com/user/NonStampCollector...
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PublishingCult
Why are there so few Jehovah's Witness R&B bands?
Yeah? Who says?
