The GB Votes Unanimously On New Overlapping Generations Doctrine
by PublishingCult 10 Replies latest social humour
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kurtbethel
That is one creepy ass animation, dude.
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sabastious
The leader of the Watchtower Writing Department walks into a board meeting to speak to the Governing Body, "I came as soon as I could!", he panted, "the generation of 1914, they're all dead!"
An old man sitting at a head of the table of old men squawked back, "What! The whole generation? Satan seems to have upped the anty. Did they use chemical weapons?"
"Chemical weapons? What? They just died of old age." he replied.
The old man squinted back, "Is that what they told you now? Let me tell you one thing mister, generations don't just 'die of old age' all at once. It's that Satan, he's behind it I just know it."
"But..."
"No, there will be no argument. Inform the writing department that we will have a solution shortly. Now where is that blasted old Tibbs! We aren't partying like it's 1920 anymore! Whole generations are being snuffed out of existence!"
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punkofnice
GORDON BENNETT GUV'NOR ---- this made me laugh so much.
Great start to my day!
I suspect it's true!!
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the-illuminator81
Reality has caught up with the GB once again. What will they come up with next, the 144,000 being a literal, overlapping number, allowing for 288,000 anointed ones?
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highdose
i know what they could say: That for each generation has its own 144,000! Therefore what with the "overlapping" people can be partaking forever!
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Satanus
Too funny.
S
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jehovahsheep
its interesting that nowhere the bible does a generation mean overlapping generations.its always 20-40 years.
