From a friend via email today;
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
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by Sam Whiskey 19 Replies latest jw friends
From a friend via email today;
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
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Funny :)
So men don't ever have to repeat, 'righty, tighty/lefty, loosie' when using a screwdriver??
Tammy
Well, it's common knowledge that the Panzer IV, Panther and Tiger tanks were superior to the American Sherman, English Churchill and Russian T-34, though as history shows, sheer numbers won out the day.
And no tec, we don't need such sayings; these things are hardwired ;)
That, and men are never too "tired" for sex...
LOL... Never too tired for sex (that toolbox is never closed), never had to use the Hefty Lefty / Righty Tighty thingy... and always knows his woman is the gorgeous bomb that he married.
If anyone would try to apply this to me, thinking I'm a typical male, I'd have to call it bullshit! I'm not simple and, yes, I am constantly depressed...
V665
Hah, ha!!
Good one!!
But unfortunately these two:
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
Tend to be true because women still are only paid 2/3 of men in the same line of work...
LOL... Zid, reread it again. "A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale."
This is some funny stuff...
"So men don't ever have to repeat, 'righty, tighty/lefty, loosie' when using a screwdriver?? "
Tammy
HAH!!!
Tammy, that reminds me of an absolutely hilarious sea-farin' story!!!
Seems there was this Admiral in the Royal Navy who was approaching retirement. He'd had a fabulous career; never lost a battle and rarely lost a man.
He had one odd habit, however....
Every day, when he arose, he went to a small drawer in his bureau, opened it, and pulled out a piece of paper. He carefully read it, then placed the piece of paper back in the drawer, and went up to the bridge.
Naturally, all his junior naval officers were DYING to find out what special words of wisdom and/or inspiration were on that piece of paper, to promote such an illustrious career... And British naval etiquette being what it was, no officer would DARE to transgress the Admiral's privacy to snoop...
However...
After the Admiral retired, there was a general stampede to his former quarters. The ranking junior officer pulled open that special little drawer, and found a carefully folded piece of paper.
He unfolded it, and read:
"Starboard is right, port is left..."
Whoops!!!
Yeah, Sam, I didn't notice that the first time thru... Of course, there's no such THING as "doesn't need" when it comes to a FABRIC sale!!!