How Would Jesus Announce HIs Second Coming to the Watchtower

by Band on the Run 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Let's face it, if he did come back he'd never be able to get a word in. JW's never shut up, do they breathe through their ears or what??

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Besides which, he'd never get in the Kingdom Cube. Sandals and no suit, and he looks too jewish.

  • Snoozy

    Band on the run...that's funny! Hippy Jesus...

    Also, my brother told me the other day that Jesus will be coming in a spaceship....

    (I worry about him sometimes)...


  • cameo-d

    Band on the run: How would Jesus communicate with them? Do they hear an actual voice? How do they discern their private thoughts from those of Jesus? Jesus was puzzling and always doing the unexpected.

    First of all, he would not "announce" himself to the Watchtower, of all things!

    He would make no formal announcement, but he would be high profile. And you would only know him by his fruits.

    Besides, Revelation does not say that Jesus is coming back. It says one "LIKE" the son of man. (Notice John does not call him "son of god".)

    It will be a man who has attributes and characteristics reminiscent of the christ archetype.

  • cameo-d

    Snoozy: "Also, my brother told me the other day that Jesus will be coming in a spaceship....

    Your brother is right. The wicked ones are in the process of totally destroying the earth right now. Drilling holes beneath the ocean floor that will forever leak and mess up the eco system; poisoning animals and people with chemical sprays, vaccines, genetically modified foods that are not compatible, etc. etc. It will be a wasteland when they are done.

    This will be the next project for JWs. Cleaning up the mess. For the next thousand years. Working toward making it a "paradise". It will be an inhospitable desolate place for a long time. This is why JWs have been told they don't need an education. Because in the new system you won't need a college degree to pick up dead animals and shovel mud. JWs have always been designated to be "the cleaners".

    And yes, the spaceships are here and picking up certain people along and along for a certain period of time. The "bad aliens" have always been here on this planet directing technology and the wars, etc. It is the "good aliens" that will be coming in the ships.

    They will not make contact with the world, but just with certain individuals who will be taken with them to the new place.

  • the-illuminator81

    They knew it because a judge decided they had a right to freedom of religion and freed the leadership from prison. Jesus must've moved the heart of that judge to give Jehovah's Witnesses what every other religion in the USA also enjoys, yes a very very special sign from Jesus that the FDS was chosen in 1918/1919. The sign was so special and unique that it took more than ten years to be interpreted.

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