Vatican Confesses That Jesus Was An Exageration Based on Roman Prince?

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    PublishingCult

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    [b][size=125]Vatican Confesses: Jesus Story "An Exaggeration" Based On Roman Prince[/size][/b]
    [size=85]Posted by Susan Maureen Brandt on Thursday, November 4, 2010
    My "Vatican" press release is officially gone from Free-Press-Release.com. Here's the long version still up on the other press release site I use, Wire Service Canada.[/size]

    Articles: Vatican Confesses: Jesus Story "An Exaggeration" Based On Roman Prince

    Submitted by susanmaureenbrandt on Oct 31, 2010 - 11:59 PM

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    The Vatican has released evidence proving that Jesus Christ was an "exaggerated and mythologized" version of Lucius Caesar, with key dates and details in the life of the Roman prince altered to hide his role in the early Christian Church.

    Original documents which have been carbon dated to 50 years before the birth of Christ show that Lucius Caesar was the youngest of two sons Julius Caesar secretly produced with his own daughter, Julia, and used to begin the process of "Christianizing" Europe.

    Hoping to infiltrate the Jewish and British cultures with clever impostors, Vatican records detail the lengths Gaius Julius Caesar II went to in order to secure a greater tax base for the expanding empire. While his father, Gaius Julius Caesar I was opposed to creating a false religion to replace Roman tradition, Julius actively employed Lucius, his older brother Gaius Julius Caesar III, and his daughter, referred to as Servilius, to execute the plan.

    As popularity for violent Roman rule was waning, and territories were increasingly difficult to police, the ambitious ruler had his three children trained in foreign cultures and languages, assassination techniques, and methods of disguise, which are not only documented but fully illustrated in numerous texts.

    Religion had been used successfully for passive population control throughout India and Asia for hundreds of years, and Julius wrote about the possibility of using it to subdue the powerful indigenous people of Northwestern Europe and Northern Africa in letters currently housed in Vatican archives.

    Lucius and his brother were sent to India as young men, around the time Roman records, referring to them as the adopted sons of Augustus Caesar, claim them to have died in battle. As has been rumored about Jesus, they learned Buddhist principles of non-violence and egoless inner transformation to appeal to Jews tired of excessive demands to perform blood-filled sacrifice rituals, and follow hundreds of meaningless and time-consuming rules, an invention of the Caesar family's ancestors 600 years before in Babylon to enslave the spiritual-minded Israelites with the "invisible chains" of oppressive monotheism.

    When this attempt ended in the Jews' demand for Lucius' crucifixion over the issue of accepting Roman taxation, Roman officials removed him from the cross prematurely and, after a brief period of recovery, transported him to Britain, where his brother was already posing as King Casswellaunus while guarding their mother according to Julius' demand that she not be allowed to produce additional heirs.

    The events that followed, including Caesar's trip to Britain in 55 BC when he murdered his son Gaius as Lucius and Julia fled to France to conceal their soon-to-born child, Julia's murder by Julius after returning to Rome into a marriage with Gaius Sr., and the resulting assassination of Julius Caesar by a group with Lucius, or "Brutus" (the British), at their helm in 44 BC, are not only well-documented, but secretly form the basis for much of modern dramatic storytelling.

    The Vatican admits the scam "will take a great toll on public faith and well-being in the transitional phase that is sure to come, as devout Christians adjust to seeing religion as a personal expression rather than an institutionalized set of beliefs with allegorical figureheads."

    However, they claim that as 2012 approaches, it is time to "set aside the complicated crimes of our human past, and move forward into a new, more honest era," an opinion in line with ancient beliefs held by the Romans of the power of astrology and soothsaying in correlation to astronomical events.

    While the emotional and spiritual costs of the shocking announcement are virtually unfathomable, the immediate financial implications are clear. The entire corporate body of the Catholic Church, and of the Vatican State itself, face an immediate "closing of shop" to halt the possibility of lawsuits by outraged followers.

    A source inside the Vatican claims that the truth about Christianity's unseemly origins have always been known by the pope and other high-ranking figures, but that a philosophy of "encouraging a climate of generous love" developed with the hope of avoiding prosecution.

    With the Catholic Church under greater attack than ever for allowing the Roman practice of child sexual training to continue, Vatican officials seem ready to confess their greatest lie.

  • agonus
    agonus

    Surely you jest?

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    The pope goes to confession?

    -Sab

  • Joey Jo-Jo
    Joey Jo-Jo

    Errrh yeah right, I hope they are aware that Lucius only lived for 20 years and died due to an ilness

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    Original documents which have been carbon dated to 50 years before the birth of Christ show that Lucius Caesar was the youngest of two sons Julius Caesar secretly produced with his own daughter, Julia, and used to begin the process of "Christianizing" Europe.

    I don't know the documents you are refering to, but I know I can be sure they are not only legit... they are original!

    ...Right?

    -Sab

  • wobble
    wobble

    Utter Bollocks

  • Soldier77
    Soldier77

    LMFAO! Wow, there's a sucker born every minute indeed!

  • yourmomma
    yourmomma

    let me get this straight, the vatican addmitted the one thing that would cause their downfall? no way, thats like the watchtower addmitting 1914 is bullshit. need a primary source for this one. anyone can submit at free press release.com.

  • yknot
    yknot

    snicker snicker..... where are her 'atlantean brotherhood cult' tie-ins?

    Conspiracy queen....

  • moshe
    moshe

    It would be very hard to pull that scheme off over the distances mentioned- seeing how crude that long distance communication was back then.

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