Ok. Let's have some comments on this pic from march 15 wt

by therevealer 60 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    The sister is commenting "Yes, Brother Schmudnik, the Bible clearly shows that oral and anal sex, even between married couples, does not please Jehovah". She also happens to be a single virgin who doesn't know what the f@(k she's talking about.

    That's why the sister in blue in the back row is smiling since she doesn't want to blow her husband, an elder, who is looking accusingly at the WT conductor as they've secretly blown each other after some steamy judicial committee meeting.

    The sister in blue in the middle row is somewhat distraught since she knows her zealous husband isn't going downtown anymore, who happens to be smirking thinking he doesn't have to lick her fishiness anymore.

    And Moshe got the single sister's thoughts right, who's going to her BF's so they can practice all that today's WT was about ;)

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  • Quentin
    Quentin

    What was the caption for the picture? Or, was it slammed dunked on a page as a filler? The picture itself is about 10 to 15 yrs o;d....

  • therevealer
    therevealer

    Do you value your opportunities to help
    your spiritual brothers and sisters?

  • VM44
    VM44

    I thought most Kingdom Hall's make use of wireless microphones, and have done so for the last 20 years!!

    However, if the picture showed the "sister" speaking into a wireless microphone, then people would wonder why the "brother" was standing there next to her with nothing in his hands and having that weird look on his face.

  • factfinder
    factfinder

    I felt certain someone would say that the sister in the back in the blue dress smiling is thinking:" Yea right- what a bunch of BS! '

    And the sister behind her is thinking " Oh god! Help! Get me out of this crazy cult!' while the sister in the middle is looking at the sister commenting and thinking "You have got to be kidding me."

  • Juan Viejo2
    Juan Viejo2

    While looking at that young fellow holding the microphone just that way in front of the sister, I came up with the perfect caption for what he was really thinking...

    But I'd be banned from this forum if I actually shared it with the rest of you. If you're as perverted as I am, you've probably already thought of it yourself.

  • clearpoison
    clearpoison

    The lady behind the one answering is actually looking the microphone bearers clothing with disgusted expression. But what is the remote control device she is having on her lap, it looks like Wii control. What would she do with it during the meeting?

    CP

  • therevealer
    therevealer

    After reading the thread "Did Phillip fart? (or, was it the Queen?)" I now believe that is what happened in this picture. The expressions show them either trying to figure out who did it or laughing because the already know.

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