:My Christmas shopping that is.
I hate you. I had a girlfriend who had all her Christmas shopping done in late March. She only had to buy a few items in the fall to complete her list for the coming Christmas. She had so many perfect miniature Christmas villages with little lights and tons of other Christmas stuff she brought out of her garage into her home that she could have retired had she sold them on e-bay for half their cost. She loved Christmas and lived for it even in the spring.
I hated that kind of discipline so much that I had to kill her and bury her body at Stonehenge at a Druid ritual right after I started and finished my own typical Christmas shopping at 2:25 am on Christmas morning at the local 7-11 store. There were only 4 items left on all the shelves and I had to buy them all. My young kids got: 1) A tube of paisley lavender Christmas wrapping paper, 2) a 20-pack box of paper clips, 3) a wooden slide-rule and 4) a paper back novel in German. They weren't happy about that, so I had to kill and bury them, too. I'm still learning how to read in German.
I'm a guy. That's how we shop. Some guys don't kill everybody, though.
Farkel, Undisciplined CLASS