A demonstration you won't see at S.A.D.

SweetBabyCheezits

JW: “Good morning! We’d like let you know that your beliefs are wrong and that ours are right. How do you feel about the crime today?”
HH: “The same way I feel about it every day. Hey, how do you know my beliefs are wrong if you don’t even know what I believe?”
JW: “Because our beliefs are based strictly on the Bible. Now how 'bout that crime?”
HH: “Wait, how do you know mine aren’t?”
JW: “Because if they were, you’d be one of us.”
HH: “How do you know you wouldn’t be one of me?”
JW: “Look, sir, we’re not here to argue.”
HH: “Really? You came, uninvited, to my house to tell me that you’re right and I’m wrong.”
JW: “We’re out looking for those who are HUMBLE and HONEST.”
HH: “Why, because you can’t find any in your own religion? What happened, they all leave?”
JW: “I can see you're feeling defensive.”
HH: “I’m simply trying to reason with you.”
JW: “Well you can’t reason with me. I’m UNreasonable.”
HH: “Hmm. Good point.”

DaCheech

lol rofl

they have a superiority complex.

I'm at a point where I just leave the mag without any shit, I don't do the return visit. I just let this religion eat itself to death.

their religion is so right, that I would jump at the chance to leave without loosing my kids

SweetBabyCheezits

Seriously, these were actual lines from a conversation I recently had with a family member:

Me: “I’m simply trying to reason with you.”
JW: “Well you can’t reason with me. I’m UNreasonable.”

We both had a good chuckle over it.

brotherdan

My wife told me last night that I was under mind control from listening to all of you. She said talking to me is like trying to reason with a 12 year old.

Mad Sweeney

Hey Dan, at least she's talking to you again!

Mad Sweeney

Sorry bro, sometimes my sense of humor is just plain wrong.

ziddina

Haw!! That would be hilarious, Tim aka SweetBabyCheesits, if it weren't so damn mind-controlled...

Hey, Brother Dan!! HOW did your wife know you were talking - posting - to us??? You didn't TELL her , did you???

brotherdan

She knew about me talking to people on youtube in the past and she said that she can't imagine that I would've stopped. She said, "You must've just found some other site. Those are the people that have you under mind control." It was so silly...

sd-7

Of course, brotherdan. It all makes sense! We cannot hope to have a relationship with Jehovah without acknowledging the website Jesus has appointed. Without JWN, we would neither understand the full import of what we read in God's Word nor know how to apply it.

Just replace "JWN" with "the faithful and discreet slave", and you've got an exact WT quote. Go figure...by the way, brotherdan, just think of what would happen if you left JWN. Most members here shudder at the thought! It's much harder to log back in once you've logged out. It's better to just stay logged in to the website that God has put his spirit on! Why look anywhere else?

(sigh) Even for me, WT-dialogue gets to be torture...I better stop now.

I always wondered why demonstrations didn't involve people saying 'I'm not interested'. I figured that'd be more realistic. Most people I knew never used a canned response to a conversation stopper in their life.

-sd-7

cantleave

BroDan- we are the demonized apostates that you were warned about. You are under our control since Jehovah's holy spirit has abandoned you.

You will now be destroyed at armageddon, you pet lion will be allocated to someone more deserving and and your future job clearing children's decomposing bodies will be given to another loyal window cleaner.

A demonstration you won't see at S.A.D.

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