Duck Hunters

by closer2fine 4 Replies latest social humour

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    Two hunters from Upper Michigan--(true story). This is from a radio
    report of an incident in Upper Michigan:

    A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560
    monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the guns, the dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the ice and get ready.

    Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
    ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.

    So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite
    with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing (and the new Navigator), because they don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.

    They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.

    Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the
    guns and the dog? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice.

    The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with # 8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.

    Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
    confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

    ----BOOM!----
    Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the
    bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He still had yet to make the first of those $560 a month payments!!

    And you thought your day was not going well?

    closer

    Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
    Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

  • think41self
    think41self

    Hehehe Closer,

    That was a funny story (except for the poor dog)

    I can always count on you to make me smile!

    Tracy

  • LB
    LB

    OK OK, guys are idiots, I get it. Not as bad as being told how deserving of death I am at every meeting, but nearly!

    J/K funny story


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • JanH
    JanH

    lol, closer

    It at least deserves honerable mention for being a very serious attempt at getting a Darwin Award. I'm sure they will make it next time! Such talent can hardly dodge success for ever.

    For those who made it, see http://www.darwinawards.com/

    - Jan
    --

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    As much as I hate to correct people this story just isn't true.
    See http://www.snopes2.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.htm for details.

    --
    "The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, 1794.

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