Name Something Positive About Jehovah's Witnesses

leavingwt

When appointing elders, they don't discriminate against the intellectually challenged or the uneducated.
miseryloveselders

They won't let you oversleep on the weekends.
leavingwt

They allow men, women and children of all nationalities to clean toilets at their facilities.
Soldier77

They have a great legal team.
leavingwt

They publish full-color dress and grooming guidelines for visiting their facilities, preventing theocratic fashion indiscretions.
minimus

"they're stylish" lol
They are sexually open minded but only if you're married.
leavingwt

The older men take a real personal interest in the sexual failings of members.
minimus

I AM DYING HERE!
leavingwt

They earned their library card at the UN.
leavingwt

They stood up to Hitler.