Loyalty Keeps Us Morally Clean

by sd-7 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • Liberty93
    Liberty93

    Haha. I actually thought this was a real article.

  • inbetween
    inbetween

    haha, its great sd-7

    I wonder, if you print it out, and show a dub, they would not recognize it as fake, just say, its from the newest edition of Dec 15 2010 !!

    they would swallow it, certainly....

  • yknot
    yknot

    I hate that such tribulation brings out your best wit........

    I feel guilty for enjoying it so much......

    I think you should print it out and leave it for your wife to find.....

    PMing you about another topic...

  • yknot
    yknot

    I hate that such tribulation brings out your best wit........

    I feel guilty for enjoying it so much......

    I think you should print it out and leave it for your wife to find.....

    PMing you about another topic...

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    This is another blatant attempt by the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger to coerce people to put aside normal needs, for their whole lives, just so they can increase the belongings of the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger itself. Sex is normal, but we are in a permanent emergency and need to permanently put aside such normal needs as sex (and material needs, health, fixing your home and things around the home, relaxation, and entertainment) so you can keep on doing more for Jehovah.

    Great hardship for you. Tiny gain, if any, for that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    LOL! I've been waiting for this. So this is what you do with your time when we're not yacking on the phone. GAWD, you re so funny, dear heart!

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL.

    He's baaaaaaack!

    I remember one elder (now deceased) who referred to WT literature as "sacred."

    Whenever I read one of your parodies, I think of him!

    ROFL.

    Syl

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Great stuff, as usual, SD-7.

    How about an update? Are you still attending meetings with the ball and chain?

  • mamalove
    mamalove

    Hilarious! Great job!

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Glad to see you back SD great write-up!

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