Guess Satan isn't stopping me from posting to you, Spectrum!!!
Hey! Where are you now? Southern USA is mighty big - could you narrow it down a little? How old are you, assuming you're a brother, right? What kind of trade are you looking for?
Humidity is horrible down here - along with the bugs. I'm from Indiana originally - moved to S. Carolina 20 years ago. Locals kept telling me my Yankee blood would thin out so I could take the heat and humidity - kinda believed them until I noticed they were sweating as much as I was!
Darned Palmetto Bugs are as big as your thumb! Like big cockroaches - big enough that by stomping on them you really don't want to look under your shoe. As my real story goes, there was one in my house, so I slammed the biggest book I could find on top of it - and left it there for about a month. My kids kept asking why there was a book in the middle of the front room floor. I told them they could pick it up - but they'd have to get rid of the bug body under it.
We left it there until his little hard body was "ashes to ashes". Welcome to the South!!!!!
People in the South still think they kinda won the Civil War and wish all the Yankees would go home, but leave their money in the South. They also love grease in all their food and, Lord, to they love pepper!!!!And ice tea - don't come South unless you learn to drink ice tea by the gallon - they will rate you on your taste sense of ice tea, trust me.
Let us know a little more about what kind of work you're looking for, ok?