Pet Names for JWs

by laverite 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • AudeSapere

    borg members

  • thenoblelodge

    Jo ho hos (christmas only)

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    The Lucky Few.......

    no thats the Marines

  • Dagney


  • ziddina

    Like "Hovies" mentioned by Laverite and Blondie, except...

    "Hovers" [should that be spelled, "Hoovers"??]

  • villabolo

    While I was a JW, the following:

    Someone in field service once called me a "holy roller".

    At school a student called me a "Jackhovahs Witness".

    Ding Dong Hall.

    After I left the JWs, I expanded my list:

    Bitchtower, or its Spanish equivalent, Putalaya.


    Jehovah's Witless.

    THE ORGAN- ization.


  • steve2

    Slight shift in topic: Someone once asked me, "What had Jehovah ever done wrong that he needed witnesses?" (very subtle)

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    I had an experience like Serenitynow did when I was a young single witness. I move in a house with a roomate. One day I met one of the neighbors, an older gentleman. When I told him where I lived he asked me if I was Jehovah. I remember thinking "this is weird". I think I asked him what he meant and he asked me again if I was Jehovah also like the other guy who lived there.

    And I like the term Jablovas Twitnesses to discribe them. I can say that because I was once a Jablovas Twitness.

  • Quillsky

    In real life, Dub.

    What made me laugh, Witlesses.

    Jablovas Twitnesses

    Sounds like a lovely dessert with lots of foam, sugar, sherry, coconut and eggy custard and maybe some cream, crushed nuts and chopped Twinkies.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I spit cereal all over my screen at "Putalaya." Too funny!

    I was called "a Jehovah." The kids at school could hardly pronounce the name.

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