I have renounced atheism: I now believe in God!

by Awakened at Gilead 42 Replies latest jw experiences

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Burn that's crap. You take every opportunity to attack atheists.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Beks, I think it is best to ignore you.

    BTS

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I am trying to think of a tongue in cheek reply but I can't so I will just say LOL

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Burn: the FSM is a joke yes. But then again, so is Yahweh.

  • beksbks
    beksbks
    Beks, I think it is best to ignore you.
    BTS

    So rather than address your own hypocrisy you choose to try to belittle me. Ok Burn.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips
    Burn: the FSM is a joke yes. But then again, so is Yahweh.

    Well, in that case, the yoke's on us!

    BTS

  • UnDisfellowshipped
    UnDisfellowshipped

    A@G,

    In the attempt to better understand your beliefs and viewpoints, do you mind me asking specifically what it is about Yahweh that you find to be "a joke"?

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips
    So rather than address your own hypocrisy you choose to try to belittle me. Ok Burn.

    Beks, belittling you is like beating a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

    It is easy, but it isn't funny, so there is no point.

    You do a good job of belittling yourself.

    For a mental one-legger, you have an amazing ability to kick your own ass. There must be a circus somewhere willing to hire you since you've retired from a career of overpaid book shelving.

    BTS

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    What do you think of Santa Claus? Or the Tooth Fairy?

  • TastingFreedom
    TastingFreedom

    I believe in the Maradonianan Church (Church of Maradona), and believe in D10S (for the neo-Tetragrammaton "D10S" or "G10D")

    Ten Commandments

    1. The ball must not be stained, as D10S has proclaimed
    2. Love football over all things
    3. Declare your unconditional love of football
    4. Defend the colours of Argentina (or Spain as I did in the last world cup)
    5. Preach the words of D10S all over the world
    6. Pray in the temples where he preached and on his sacred mantles
    7. Dont proclaim the name of Diego in name of an only club.
    8. Follow the teachings of the Maradonian Church
    9. Let Diego be thy name, and thy one of your children
    10. "No ser cabeza de termo y que no se te escape la tortuga." (Meaning "don't be a hothead and don't let the turtle escape you")

    Our Diego

    1. Our Diego, who is on the pitches,
    2. Hallowed be thy left foot, bring us your magic. Make your goals remembered on earth as in heaven,
    3. Give us some magic every day, forgive the English, as we have forgiven the Napolitan Mafia,
    4. don't let yourself get caught offside and free us from Havelange and Pelé.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iglesia_Maradoniana

    In short, I also believe in anything...

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