Oh, My God! A massive oil spill! It's the End! We're all doomed! The oceans will die! Worse and worse! Doom and Gloom!
Hey, where'd the oil go? Them microbes got it. Evolution strikes again and delays Armageddon.
metatron (OK, technically you could call it microevolution if you're a creation-type. And I don't mean to minimize the trouble facing folks in Louisiana - Laissez Le Bon Temp Roulez)