Which side of the fence? (according to Liberal thinkers) - like I said it's like trying to reason with trinitarians, jw's, and other fanatics.
If a Democrat suggests tougher guns laws and registering guns, (the first step towards confiscation, next taxation- instead of prosecuting criminals and providing justice to victims of gun related crimes)
a Republican screams that Democrats are taking his guns away
If a Republican is told by his doctor to cut down on red meat, he blames Democrats for taking away his “freedom”
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he probably will live longer than Republicans(So what? More nursing home time)
If a Republican is homosexual, he becomes an evangelical pastor and rails against the evils of “the gay” until he is caught in an airport bathroom or a gay bar, or a gay massage parlor(if he does he deserves what he gets - for his hypocrisy)
If a Democrat is homosexual he expects equal rights under the law (thinks that perversion and degradation in any form is related to art and doesn't believe in prosecuting criminals - see above)
If a Republican is down and out, he joins a militia and doubles down on blacks and immigrants
A Democrat votes for fair wages and unions(comparing fanaticism with age old practices is a red herring)
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he shoots his TV set with a gun(I haven't heard of any reports of this)
A Democrat requests the original, undoctored video tapes
If a Republican is a non-believer, he keeps quiet and allows the Texas State Board of Education to re-write history textbooks to falsely favor Christianity,(stupid logic)
A Democrat wants history portrayed honestly and accurately and church and state kept separate as the FF favored
(The FF's wanted church and state separate - not God and state - with state in the hands of perverts and criminals)
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he doesn’t want anyone else to have it including the poor, the young, the elderly and the sick
A Democrat believes that the greatest, richest country on earth has room for the young, the poor, the elderly and the sick
(So the dem's answer is sick care which guarantees continued unlimited enrichment of doctors and drug companies)
If a Republican reads this he will forward it to his friends, his family, people he barely knows, people who don’t want it and people who have repeatedly corrected his bullshit and asked to be taken off his e-mail list,
A Democrat will shake his head in wonder at the stupidity of his fellow citizens.(won't even promote their own non-sense)