One of my favorites is actually a deleted scene that is included on the VHS version of The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood.
The scene is a flashback. Vivi has been sent off to a convent school by her overzealous, insanely jealous Catholic Mother. Vivi is so miserable that sinks into a deep depression and cannot be consoled. Her fiance's mother finds out that Vivi is not eating and is losing her will to live. So she and the young Ya-Ya's go out to the school to bring Vivi home.
As they are about to descend down the stairs with Vivi, the Mother Superior confronts them. And the fiance's mother says something like this to her:
If Jesus Christ done find he's married to YOU, he gonna get a divorccccccccccccccce!
While she hisses the ccccccccccccc's, she holds up her hand and jangles her bracelets.