Shit slinging chimps would have ruled the ark. Oh, I forgot they did.
Which animals would have caused the most trouble on the Ark?
by pirata 21 Replies latest jw friends
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Ilovebirthdays
I second Komodo dragons. Their poisonous slobber would have killed pretty much everything they bit within weeks.
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JeffT
Noah's sons and their wives.
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thetrueone
Being that there was both male and female species on the boat, there must have been a lot of hanky panky going on,
for example the elephants must of really rocked the boat
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sabastious
Mosquitos would be hard to wrangle.
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OnTheWayOut
Someone could create a video of Noah getting bit by a bug and slapping his arm. Then he could look up toward heaven and say "DAMN, I forgot. Forgive me, God."
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Lozhasleft
Eddie Izzard is hilarious on the subject of Noah's Ark...he talks of all the animals going in and then when the Ark lands and is opened there are only the 2 lions and a lot of blood....lol..
Loz x
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JustHuman14
termites....
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brizzzy
@Lozhasleft And the squirrel... "It was a nightmare, man! I hid in a colander!" (I *heart* Eddie Izzard. He will be my husband one day. Just watch.)
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cult classic
All types of fish would have been hard to contain. Squids, octopus, whales, etc. Oh wait...... never mind