I opened my door and it was a jw man and his son (he looked about 10 or 11). Boy, did the son look like wanted to be anywhere else instead of being stuck going door to door.
The father asked if I read the bible. I said not lately. He replied that the bible is a complicated book and folks don't know where to start (my mind flashed "at the beginning numbnut) and he tried to offer me a book - I think it was "What Does the Bible Really Say". I declined his offer, said I had seen the book before. He asked where and I said my parents. Then he got a little excited and asked what my parents' names were because he might know them. I looked him in the eye and said they live in the next town over. Then he said well any questions you have you can ask your parents. To which I replied I don't think so, I have my own ways of gaining information.
Then he said good bye and they left. Am I on the radar? Nah, the jws around here aren't about s**t.