Jesus Christ = Zombie + Frankenstein + Dracula

by Simon 10 Replies latest social humour

  • Simon
    Simon

    Pretty accurate and sums up what a fundamentally crazy belief it is ...

  • PrimateDave
    PrimateDave

    Then there's that eating of his flesh and drinking his blood thing too.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Funny stuff Simon..LOL!!..

    ..................... ...OUTLAW

  • tec
    tec

    Don't you mean Frankenstein's monster? Frankenstein was the doctor.

    Just saying :)

    (just playing too - or I'd knock your little chart down a few notches )

    Tammy

  • alice.in.wonderland
    alice.in.wonderland

    This analogy appears to be related to the traditional Catholic Trinity symbol and the eucharistic transubstantiation: the vampiric eating of flesh and blood.

    The Borromean rings as a symbol of the Christian Trinity, from a 13th-century manuscript.

    When you think about it, medieval Christianity is a religion with a zombie savior and cannibalistic rituals. Superstitious people in Africa eat albinos because they think that the albinos possess magical powers. According to the Catholic version of the Last Supper, when a person partakes of the Eucharist they're eating Jesus.

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    NJC

    Did you get that from theMadJW?!

    1 Corinthians 1:18 (New International Version)

    Christ the Wisdom and Power of God
    18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. Christ is neither Zombie, Frankenstein or Dracula but Lord and God Romans 10:9, John 20:28, John 1:1

    Blessings,

    Stephen

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR
    Christ is neither Zombie, Frankenstein or Dracula but Lord and God Romans 10:9, John 20:28, John 1:1

    Well that's settled then. And 3 scriptures to prove this statement true - no less.

    I think the power of the Spirit is clearly evident here. No doubt Simon is already reaching for his prayer mat.

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    Alice darling, come hither, I vant to drink your blood, muahaha

    (or at least give your avatar a hickey, lol)

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Leave it to alice rachel to be a killjoy.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Would somebody please eat the rest of Alice`s Brain..

    She can Still Talk

    http://www.deadlantern.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/nurse_zombie_thriller.jpg

    ............................. ...OUTLAW

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