The End is Nigh (since 1876)
Bumper Sticker thread 2
I brake for Smurfs.
I like that one...
How about a play on the rapture bumper sticker feud.. one said, "when the rapture comes, this car will be unoccupied" which was responded to with, "when the rapture comes, can I have your car?"
so, the WT edition:
"When Armageddon comes, can I have your house?"
*Friends don't let friends become Jehovah's Witnesses* Thats the one!!!!!!
Friends don't let friends become Jehovah's Witnesses*
I like that one.
"Jehovah save me from your followers"
"I brake for smurfs" hahhhhhhhhhh
The generation that won't go away....ever
or now.....The generation that can never go away.
The generation that is here to stay
Millions now dead wonder why
Ban pesty magazine peddlers
Beware window washers incognito
(Trouble is, you have to be in the know to get these....and the general public thankfully remains clueless....)
"decrease the numbers of JW's...go to college"
Are you LUCKY enough, not to know a Jehovah's Witness
JESUS LOVES YOU...BUT JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES THINK YOUR DOOMED !
CAUTION...APOSTATE ON BOARD !
CAUTION..I BRAKE for RETURN VISITS !
WHAT WOULD RUTHERFORD DO ?
WHERE WERE YOU IN 1975 ?
I LOVE GOD...IT'S HIS FANS I CAN'T STAND
EXCUSE MY DRIVING...I'M HAVING A CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE !
I POSED FOR THE COVER OF DISFELLOWSHIPPED MAGAZINE !
DON'T FOLLOW ME....I JUST LOST MY FAITH !
OUTTA' MY WAY...FORMER JW MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME !
WHAT PART OF " GENERATION" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ???
THE TRUTH...IT'S ONLY A LIGHTSWITCH AWAY !
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF GOVERNING BODY MEMBERS.... 1. THOSE WHO CAN COUNT... 2. THOSE WHO CAN'T !
MILLIONS NOW LIVING....ARE AFRAID TO ASK WHY?
I SURVIVED THE ROAD TO EVERLASTING LIFE !